What a fucking waste of an outfit
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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