We won't sleep together?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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