If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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