How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
4 words: hood of his car
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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