All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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