What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
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Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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