Christians are straight up FREAKS
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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