69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
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There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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