he shaved USA in his pubs
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
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You're like the curious george of whores
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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