But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.