oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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