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• (559): View more from California

  i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.

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• (716): View more from New York

  i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.

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• (209): View more from California

  I can't put those talents on a resume

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.

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• (310): View more from California

  I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob

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  That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?

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