and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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