ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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