Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
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The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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