So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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