Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
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You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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