we have pet lesbian snakes
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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