i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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