The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Actions speak louder than pants.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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