whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
All I want is dick and wine.
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