Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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