Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
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How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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