1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
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pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
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you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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