Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
