how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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