you guys were way drunker than both of me
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
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When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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