I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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