I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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