people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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