Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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