I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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