But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
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you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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