google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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