I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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