Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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