two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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