I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
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I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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