Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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