Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
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whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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