lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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