allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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