im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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