fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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