Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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