i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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