I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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