I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
