Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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