maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
false alarm. still invincible.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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