Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Blow job season was short but glorious.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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