4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
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you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.