You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
That was before I lit my hair on fire
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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