She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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