ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
How external is "for external use only"?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Randomize
