He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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