This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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