i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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