so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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