I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes