Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO