Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
The pigeons can smell the fear
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Dicks are not precious.