Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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